the lost thanks list

so, we thought about having individual thanks lists in the layout, but at the last minute pulled it because we dont like enough people to necessitate that.
Matt gave me one, though. its awesome:

Thanks to The Mistake, for giving me the opportunity to participate in this utter debacle. It now seems that I AM the one who has made the mistake here. Somehow I think that chemotherapy would've been more enjoyable. I am forever scarred. Also, thanks to Dan B. and Hellfish. Gentlemen, I would advise you to distance yourself from this group of near-do-wells as much as humanly possible. You seem like pretty good dudes and I would hate to see you end up in prison or rehab because of these scumbags. All the best,
Matt Horwitz

Sounds about right...?

he also gave me this photo to use for himself

awesome.

thank you?

writing a thanks list for the record is harder than i could have ever imagined. aside from Michael and Dan, who put out the record and recorded it, respectively... i can only think of like 5 other people who should be thanked.

whatever.